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Forest Crump commented on the blog post 'being bsmith [from the niner]'

You got your belly full and you got drunk, what more could you want, oh yeah get laid and we know what they say about two out of three. Nice, I like it.

December 5

Lorianne commented on the blog post 'being bsmith [from the niner]'

i learned that on thanksgiving it is better to celebrate with his family than my own because they like me better & nobody is holding 30 year old grudges about favorite sweaters borrowed & lost & other families craziness is way more entertaining beca…

December 1

Valerie commented on the blog post 'being bsmith [from the niner]'

things i learned this thanksgiving at my grandparents dinner table: the world is ten thousand years old. no being made in the image of god came from a monkey, i mean come on ... are you saying god's a chimp? and every one knows that the devil plante…

November 30

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being bsmith [from the niner]

You didnt eat in the morning and your gf made you late to teh airport [ocd cleaning] to pick up her brother and the traffic on the highway almost made you late to dinner at 2pm and there was a cooler on the back porch when you walked up no two coole…

November 30

Ty Bluesmith commented on the blog post 'Paperless Value'

paper clean lines [badass]

November 11

Lorianne commented on the blog post 'anatomy of an internet scam'

wow! you're so good people are sending their kids from other countries to be tutored? i feel almost famous just knowing you. hey V? can i borrow $893,472.53 please MONEY GRAM it to me as soon as possible.

November 6

Ty Bluesmith added a blog post

anatomy of an internet scam

November 6

Marti Wukelic commented on the blog post 'here and the niner'

It was worth wandering back over for this.

November 3

Ty Bluesmith commented on the blog post 'Halloween Safety Tips for Homeowners'

my dilemma is do i stay home and pass the shit out and stand at the end of driveways while my neighbors who refuse to wave every time they drive by HFCS my kids.

October 26

Lorianne commented on the blog post 'here and the niner'

pearls

October 21

Ty Bluesmith added a blog post

here and the niner

October 21

Ty Bluesmith commented on the blog post 'I'm Not Smarter than the Village Idiot'

oh. and the food card thing. yup.

October 21

Ty Bluesmith commented on the blog post 'I'm Not Smarter than the Village Idiot'

THIS KICKS ASS. well done.

October 21

Ty Bluesmith commented on the blog post 'La Cabra'

ten cuidado

October 12

Ty Bluesmith commented on the blog post 'The Audacity of Hype'

don't be stupid disembodied voice hahahha

October 6

Ty Bluesmith commented on the blog post 'Sunday Sermon: Love'

can i get an amen

October 5

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i like mannequins.

you can also find me on the niner:

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being bsmith [from the niner]

You didnt eat in the morning and your gf made you late to ~~TEH~~ airport [ocd cleaning] to pick up her brother and the traffic on the highway almost made you late to dinner at 2pm and there was a cooler on the back porch when you walked up no
two coolers and you grabbed an ULTRA for yourself and your gfs handsome brother and the icy cold beer went right to your head i mean what did you expect you
never drink anymore and the buzz descended right away and they were all waiting for you i… Continue

Posted on November 30, 2009 at 8:30am — 3 Comments

anatomy of an internet scam

Lang Jim to me show details 5:52 PM (15 hours ago)

Good day to you over there, my son was born 12th APRIL 1996, i
got your advert on the internet so i want my
child to be taught by you. james is 14 year old and easily catch up,easy
going his neat boy and gentle and intelligent,he loves education and
atlethics. Although,i understand you are in US but i've arranged with
my Nanny associate that my son is coming to stay with him for the period
of the tutoring and he has agreed with me he will be in… Continue

Posted on November 6, 2009 at 6:57am — 2 Comments

here and the niner

Maybe you haven't been sleeping at night. Maybe you've been doing your best Margaret Houlihan and taking care of 3 H1n1's, 2 sinus colds, 2 secondary infections and a solo bout of pneumonia. Maybe you realize you've just been daydreaming in a chair with blue pleather cushions. Maybe Wolf Hall is open and sitting in your lap, daring you to force the dancing words to hold their assigned positions long enough for you to read them.

A woman is speaking. She ruined your daydream.

Or was it your nap?… Continue

Posted on October 21, 2009 at 1:30pm — 3 Comments

maybe you read this one

She goes hi Kent.

He goes hi Sherilyn. So nice to finally meet you in person.

Sherilyn goes you too Kent. I mean. I think we've spent enough time online and on the phone don't you? Sherilyn crinkles her eyes and smiles. Kent thinks to himself: man her teeth are white.

He nods and smiles back at her. They shake hands.

Kent and Sherilyn decided to meet at O'Flannery's and they are standing just inside the large oak doors. Irish music is playing. Choruses of NO-NAY-NEVER escape from hidden spea… Continue

Posted on September 24, 2009 at 8:30am — 4 Comments

baby you are the best writer ever i swear

second order of beeswax:

my running shorts - the kind that come with the underwear inside - rubbed a little bit of skin off the head of my penis.

think middle-top-mushroom. right below the lemonade slit. a little red dot that looks up at me and says why johnny [i mean ty] why do you treat me this way?

fuckin wild right? a talking penis abrasion.

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL.

anyway. i'm gonna go read more of your deep fuckin words my love and ruminate on how easily you ruin websites i like.

kis… Continue

Posted on September 6, 2009 at 10:00am — 6 Comments

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At 5:20pm on September 11, 2009, Erin Cole said…: As I missed you... I was actually way too sober and somone... inspired me to try to run, but fuck, I did feel like that dead snake!

At 7:34am on August 23, 2009, LynnAlexander said…: looks like I missed some avatar drama.

At 12:32pm on July 31, 2009, Erin Cole said…: damn, that last photo was giving me erotic werewolf dreams

At 8:12am on July 30, 2009, Erin Cole said…: I will never like mannequins, but 420, fucking, and rugged wild men, I do.

At 7:28pm on July 29, 2009, Lorianne said…: please make the skeery bibee mannequin picture go away. if you do i promise to use lots & lots of &&&&s

At 5:00pm on July 29, 2009, Robb Todd said…: boobs

At 10:45am on July 29, 2009, Valerie said…: comment back hitter.

At 3:33pm on July 28, 2009, Erin Cole said…: yes, about the pics... I don't even need to drift that cursor, because I know who it will be -
I've had a terrible bout of 4:20 withdrawls, inspired by no other, and after a week, I realize, I'm just a lousy quitter.

Erin

At 6:12am on July 28, 2009, Valerie said…: the new picture scares the shit out of me. i will not be viewing you. terror.

At 12:55pm on July 22, 2009, Valerie said…: i do not care for cowboys of nut either.
i'm a legend in my own mind. best place to be.
besides that's what issuu is for, no?